March 2009
2 posts
I want. No I DEMAND my hour back. I had to drink my beers twice as fast to get drunk before noon today.
The eyes are the groin of the head.
February 2009
4 posts
Trying to LOADHIGH my ANSI.SYS.
Here’s a fun way to get your credit card flagged for fraud…. Buy something from Skype.
I’m totally getting psyched up for the Puppy Bowl. The spaniels are going to murder the labs this year.
Football is dumb
This is my favorite day of the year. Why? It’s not because the “big game” is on. It’s because most of you will be glued to the tv watching it. It’s almost like natural selection has taken away the 75 percent of Americans who give a shit about things like in zones and penalties and left the world to those that don’t. I used to Tivo the game so I could fast...
January 2009
9 posts
Cue dramatic music bed. Cut to stock footage and fade to commercial.
I don’t think drinking this third Listerine & vodka was a good idea.
Well. It’s 12:00am Pacific. Time to reboot the Internet. This will only take a second folks.
Actually I prefer to be awoken at 6:45 am on a Saturday via car alarm. It fills my heart with peace, happiness and love for my fellow man.
It’s amusing watching the Bush press secretary try to defend W. on Jon Stewart. Guess she hasn’t nailed down her next job yet.
If I had to pick just one word to describe myself it would be “default”
Remember mosh-pits? There are almost enough people in this Ann Taylor Loft that I can start one. Will need different music on the PA…
Trying to figure out why i’m suddenly into Bjork. … again.
Getting ready for an epic trip to Costco. Anyone need anything? I’m not sure I can use all 16 cans of WD-40 before the rapture.
My new DJ name is Masterblaster. Word up homies. Masterblaster out!
December 2008
15 posts
Every morning I wake up, dress, look at myself in the mirror and ask: What would Chuck Bass do? #OMG #GOSSIPGIRL
I don’t even try to set real passwords anymore. Just mash hands on keyboard, use browser to save, and click “Forgot Password?” if fail.
Last night in Pittsburgh. Heading back to Los Angeles tomorrow (via Las Vegas). Didn’t see @iJustine while we were here.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Moe moe moe! Merry missmas!
Greeting
Merry Christmas! Santa is coming. Hope we get some snow …
Amazon.com: Zoe's Tale: The Kindle Store: John... →
Watching the surivor finale and playing with the iPhone. Trying out some new apps: including brightkite.
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My cool new app just crashed.
Trying put this iPhone app for updating my tumblr. I’d tell you the name but I don’t remember. Tumblerette of something. God, I’m bad at this.
When do I get my “Hills” spin-off show? I’m just as fab as these girls.
$99 iPhones at Wal-mart. It's true. →
I think I fixed my ping.fm -> Tumblr integration, but this will be the true test.
July 2008
10 posts
Dr. Horrible →
Dr. Horrible from Jos Wheadon (Buffy, Firefly) is a great produced-for-the-internet show. Featuring NPH! If you can’t get the videos here, try Hulu, or iTunes.
I have updated my Ping.fm set to remove redundancy in my FriendFeed. Hope it works. These are the daily struggles of “the social internet.”
MAGHOUND™ - The Magazine Lover's Best Friend →
Service isn’t available yet, but it looks like Time Magazine Inc is getting ready to launch something that will let you receive a certain number of magazine’s per month, for a monthly fee — and you can switch which ones you get delviered the next month at any time.
Think Before You Voicemail →
Heading to the ‘bu for the worlds best Chicken Cesar Salad at John’s Garden. Will tweet any celeb news.
Spending day with friends and family, currently watching classic Battlestar Galactica. It’s so campy, I love it.
8 Aesthetically Awesome Abandoned Theaters |... →
MOO.com | We love to print →
Moo.com is what happens when Europeans see something lame like VistaPrint, and make it about 900 times cooler and more “designy.” Even with international shipping, it’s pretty affordable to order stationery items from Moo.com.
How Twitter Could Be Worth A Billion In A Year →
I honestly consider Maltodextrin to be my favorite digestible binding agent. With flavor or without - you can’t beat it’s rapid absorption.
June 2008
19 posts
Everytime you shove a delicious double bacon cheeseburger in your mouth, an angel gets its wings.
Swurl is like Friendfeed. Check it out: →
Heading to Newport Beach for the night, hanging out with Twitter-less friends and drinking. The 405 is my b*tch.
My hatred of ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ burns with the heat of a thousand dying suns.
We’re hiring Graphic Designers. If you, or someone you know is a great web designer, send msg back. http://ping.fm/YB7xk
